Actual conversation

Me: Speaking of distracting, you left a poo in the toilet.
Kari: Does that distract you?
Me: It totally does.
Kari: I left a load in the dryer yesterday...
Me: You pooped in the dryer? That is totally inappropriate!
Kari: It was a dark load and a full load...
Me: That is way too much information.
Kari: I'm too tired for this.
Me: What do you want me to do with your load?
Kari: (laughing) Make sure it's dry.